I HATE this whole Vampire Craze. I am actually ready for it to end. I don't get it. How is someone that bites your neck for blood sexy? How is this attractive!? I would smack the vampire out of him! And not to mention, how would you feel if someone just bite your neck? I'd be like "DUDE WHAT THE FU--" and I probably won't be able to finish.
True blood: Okay WTF? They have to drink blood in a bottle so they don't bite humans? Yeah okay whatever. I guess this is what happens when you mix together two things people are loving at this point in time: vampires & porn.
Vampire Diaries: Umm well this one started out as a book: surprising. And a girl falls in love with a vampire--oh gosh. ugh Im going to stop herre because It sounds too much like the next book I am gonna talk about.
Twilight: Ok so I HATE Twilight. More than any other Vampire story or movie. This is incredibly stupid. Edward Cullen is a major fruit. How is Bella attracted to a man that sparkles? Or dazzles? I don't find it the least bit attractive. I can't tell you how many people have urked me by saying they are in love with Edward--HE'S A STORY CHARACTER! He isn't real. And trust me, none of your boyfriends want to be like him so don't tell them too! Then again, why would you want them too.?
Vampires are not sexy even if they do have a 6 pack. The original vampires were not into romance.
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